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Wednesday 13 May 2020

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"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."

** Unknown Author 


"Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live."

** Unknown Author


"A pessimist's blood type is always being negative."

** Unknown Author


"Does cannibals play swallow the leader at birthday parties?"

** Unknown Author


"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

** Unknown Author


"If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you."

** Unknown Author


"A chicken crossing the road is like poultry in motion."

** Unknown Author


"A comb makes a lovely parting gift."

** Unknown Author


"A plateau is a high form of flattery."

** Unknown Author


"A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor."

** Unknown Author


"Always proof read carefully to make sure you haven’t any words out."

** Unknown Author


"Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else."

** Unknown Author


"The average income of the modern teenager is about am."

** Unknown Author


"I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way."

** Unknown Author


"Help Wanted: Telepathic. You know where to apply."

** Unknown Author


"Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"

** Unknown Author


"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"


"Why do they call them apartments when they’re all stuck together?"


"Confucius say man who dream about being a muffler will wake up exhausted."


"Would a dyslexic person go to a toga party dressed as a goat?"

** Unknown Author


"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother."

** Unknown Author


"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that's why we call it the present. 

** Winnie the Pooh


"He thought he was a wit, and he was half right. Henri Arnold Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."

** Unknown Author

 
"Why do people who know the least know the loudest?"

** Unknown Author


"Time flies like and arrow. Fruit flies like an apple."

** Unknown Author


"% of missed putts doesn’t go in."

** Unknown Author


"A backward poet writes inverse."

** Unknown Author


"A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is too tired."

** Unknown Author


"A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat."

** Unknown Author


"A clean house is a sign of a misspent life."

** Jennifer Konerman


"A clear conscience is frequently a sign of a bad memory."

** Unknown Author


"A closed mouth gathers no foot."

** Unknown Author

 
"I used to be engaged to a girl with a wooden leg but she broke it off"

** Unknown Author


"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."

** Unknown Author


"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure."

** Unknown Author


"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

** Unknown Author

 
"A conscience is what feels bad when everything else feels good."

** Unknown Author


"How long a minute is depends on which side of the toilet door you’re on."

** Unknown Author


"If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower."

** Groucho Marx


"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

** Dick Cavett.


"If you're sending someone Styrofoam what do you pack it in? A day without sunshine is like, night. A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant."

** Unknown Author


"A friend is someone who knows all about you but likes you anyway."

** Unknown Author
 

"There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can’t."

** Unknown Author


"There is a fine line between hobby and mental illness."

** Unknown Author


"There are two theories to arguing with women, neither one works."

** Unknown Author


"A hand grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in “Linoleum Blown Apart.”

** Unknown Author


"Life is like a roll of toilet paper, sometimes long, sometimes short, but always useful."

** Unknown Author

 
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing George Bernard Shaw
   Old hikers never die, they just trail away.
   Old judges never die, they just slur their sentences. 
   Old lawyers never die, they just lose their briefs.
   A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
   A man is only as old as the woman he feels."

** Groucho Marx 


"A man needs a mistress just to break up the monogamy.
 Confucius say man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait a long time for roast duck to drop in.
 Confucius say man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot.
 Confucius say woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
 A man's home is his castle, in a manner of speaking.
 A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the ffort.

** Herm Albright.


"A pun is the lowest form of humor G when you don't think of it first."

** Oscar Levant


"A rumor is like a used car. To find out how far it will go, the first thing you have to do is get it started.
 A short fortuneteller who escaped from jail was a small medium at large.
 A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
 A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your appearance.
 A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
 A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
 
** Spike Milligan.


"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."

** Samuel Goldwyn 


"A will is a dead giveaway.
 Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
 Acquaintance G A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."
 
** Ambrose Bierce


"Acupuncture is a jab well done.Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take."

** Josh Billings


"After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history. 
 Time is a great healer but a lousy beautician.
 Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
 Percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 
 All generalizations are false, including this one. 
 All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
 An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame."

** Sam Ewing 


"Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."

** Fry and Laurie


"Anyone who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.
 Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."

** Groucho Marx


"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

** Albert Einstein


"Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
 Apparently three out of four people make up percent of the population."

** David Letterman


"Atheism is a nonprofit organization.
 Avoid fruits and nuts G you are what you eat."

** Jim Davis (Garfield)


"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
 Being broadminded means you’re just too lazy to form an opinion."

** Will Rogers


"Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheque.
 Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed."

** Benjamin Franklin


"Bus stops at a bus station, a train stops at a train station and at work I have a work station."

** Weird  


"Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
 Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children. 
 Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers."

** Socrates


"Give us the grace - When the sacredness of life before birth is attacked, to stand up and proclaim that no one ever has the authority to destroy unborn life."

**pope John Paul II


“Never tire of firmly speaking out in defense of life from its conception and do not be deterred from the commitment to defend the dignity of every human person with courageous determination. Christ is with you: be not afraid!”

**pope John Paul II


"As believers, how can we fail to see that abortion, euthanasia and assisted suicide are a terrible rejection of God's gift of life and love? And as believers, how can we fail to feel the duty to surround the sick and those in distress with the warmth of our affection and the support that will help them always to embrace life?" 

**pope John Paul II


"You are called to stand up for life! To respect and defend the mystery of life always and everywhere, including the lives of unborn babies, giving real help and encouragement to mothers in difficult situations. You are called to work and pray against abortion."

**pope John Paul II


"The promotion of the culture of life should be the highest priority in our societies...If the right to life is not defended decisively as a condition for all other rights of the person, all other references to human rights remains deceitful and illusory."

**pope John Paul II


"That is the dignity of America, the reason she exists, the condition of her survival, yes, the ultimate test of her greatness: to respect every human person, especially the weak and most defenseless ones, those as yet unborn."

** pope John Paul II


"It is a poverty that a "child must die", So that you may live as you wish...”

** Mother Teresa 


"There are two victims in every abortion: a dead baby and a dead conscience." 

** Mother Teresa 


”I feel the greatest destroyer of peace today is "Abortion", because it is a war against the child... A direct killing of the innocent child, "Murder" by the mother herself... And if we can accept that a mother can kill even her own child, how can we tell other people not to kill one another? How do we persuade a woman not to have an abortion? As always, we must persuade her with love... And we remind ourselves that love means to be willing to give until it hurts...”

** Mother Teresa 


”We must not be surprised when we hear of murders, killings, of wars, or of hatred...If a mother can kill her own child, what is left but for us to kill each other?”

** Mother Teresa


"The Catholic community must offer support to those women who may find it difficult to accept a child, above all when they are isolated from their family and friends. Likewise, the community should be open to welcome back all who repent of having participated in the grave sin of abortion, and should guide them with pastoral charity to accept the grace of forgiveness, the need for penance, and the joy of entering once more into the new life of Christ."

** pope Benedict XVI


"The fundamental human right, the presupposition of every other right, is the right to life itself. This is true of life from the moment of conception until its natural end. Abortion, consequently, cannot be a human right -- it is the very opposite. It is a deep wound in society."

** pope Benedict XVI


"Selfishness and fear are at the root of (pro-abortion) legislation...We in the Church have a great struggle to defend life...life is a gift not a threat."

** pope Benedict XVI


"The freedom to kill is not a true freedom, but a tyranny that reduces human beings to slavery."

** pope Benedict XVI


“God’s love does not distinguish between the infant in the mother’s womb or the child or the youth or the adult or the older person. In each one God sees His image and likeness. Human life is a manifestation of God and His glory.”

** pope Benedict XVI


As far as abortion is concerned, it's part of the fifth, not the sixth, commandment:
"Thou shalt not kill!" We have to presume this is obvious and always stress that the human person begins in the mother's womb and remains a human person until his or her last breath. The human person must always be respected as a human person.

** pope Benedict XVI


"...at the origin of every human being there is not something haphazard or chance, but a loving plan of God."

** pope Benedict XVI


“A Catholic would be guilty of formal cooperation in evil, and so unworthy to present himself for Holy Communion, if he were to deliberately vote for a candidate precisely because of the candidate’s permissive stand on abortion and/or euthanasia.”

** pope Benedict XVI


"It is not morally possible for any Catholic to support abortion, euthanasia, fetal stem cell research, human cloning, or same-sex marriage. There are no ways around this, no justifications whatever. Why? For the simple reason that the Church holds these things to be intrinsically evil. They are evil in themselves, and no circumstances or subjective conditions can ever change that."

** Father John Corapi



"Human life must be respected and protected absolutely from the moment of conception. From the first moment of his existence, a human being must be recognized as having the rights of a person - among which are the inviolable right of every innocent being to life."

** Unknown Author


"God, the Lord of life, has entrusted to men the noble mission of safeguarding life, and men must carry it out in a manner worthy of themselves. Life must be protected with the utmost care from the moment of conception: abortion and infanticide are abominable crimes." 

** Vatican Council II


“…the nature and extent of the punishment must be carefully evaluated and decided upon, and ought not go to the extreme of executing the offender except in cases of absolute necessity: in other words, when it would not be possible otherwise to defend society. Today however, as a result of steady improvements in the organization of the penal system, such cases are very rare, if not practically non-existent.” 


** pope John Paul II

 

“The new evangelization calls for followers of Christ who are unconditionally pro-life: who will acclaim, celebrate and serve the Gospel of life in every situation.  A sign of hope is the increasing recognition that the dignity of human life must never be taken away, even in the case of someone who has done great evil.”

** pope John Paul II 


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